{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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