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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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\"Chercher\" is Kotoko's sixth maxi single under Geneon Entertainment. The title track was used as an ending theme for OVA of Maria-sama ga Miteru. The lyrics of the song was written by the creator of Maria-sama ga Miteru, Oyuki Konno.
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Macauley Cook is a Welsh rugby union player. A flanker or lock forward, he plays club rugby for the Jersey Reds having previously played for his country, Cardiff and Cardiff Blues. He is a fluent Welsh speaker.
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