"The person who never made a mistake

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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

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Willisau District is one of the five districts of the German-speaking Canton of Lucerne, Switzerland. Its capital is the town of Willisau. It has a population of 55,079. In 2013 its name was changed from Amt Willisau to Wahlkreis Willisau as part of a reorganization of the canton. A sixth Wahlkreis was created, but in Willisau everything else remained essentially unchanged.

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