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{"type":"standard","title":"Mohammad Shahidehpour","displaytitle":"Mohammad Shahidehpour","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6892432","titles":{"canonical":"Mohammad_Shahidehpour","normalized":"Mohammad Shahidehpour","display":"Mohammad Shahidehpour"},"pageid":20583063,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Shahidehpour2018.jpg/330px-Shahidehpour2018.jpg","width":320,"height":322},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Shahidehpour2018.jpg","width":645,"height":650},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1240476966","tid":"b6259979-5b19-11ef-a8d6-3e02cba52cea","timestamp":"2024-08-15T15:19:06Z","description":"Iranian electrical engineer and academic","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Shahidehpour","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Shahidehpour?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Shahidehpour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mohammad_Shahidehpour"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Shahidehpour","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mohammad_Shahidehpour","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Shahidehpour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mohammad_Shahidehpour"}},"extract":"Dr. Mohammad Shahidehpour is a prominent figure in the field of electrical engineering, currently serving as the Carl Bodine Distinguished Professor and Chairman of the Electrical and Computer Engineering Department at Illinois Institute of Technology (IIT). With over 300 technical papers and five books to his name, Shahidehpour has made significant contributions to electric power systems planning, operation, and control. His research has been instrumental in advancing the understanding of electricity restructuring and the integration of renewable energy sources into the power grid, making him a globally recognized expert in his field.","extract_html":"
Dr. Mohammad Shahidehpour is a prominent figure in the field of electrical engineering, currently serving as the Carl Bodine Distinguished Professor and Chairman of the Electrical and Computer Engineering Department at Illinois Institute of Technology (IIT). With over 300 technical papers and five books to his name, Shahidehpour has made significant contributions to electric power systems planning, operation, and control. His research has been instrumental in advancing the understanding of electricity restructuring and the integration of renewable energy sources into the power grid, making him a globally recognized expert in his field.
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