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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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